Season 1
Episodes

1. Space Janitors Have Dreams, Too
2012-11-13
Mike Chet and Darby Richards discuss the benefits of being janitors aboard an evil space station and Darby's career aspirations.

2. Android Puke and Squall Trooper Training
2012-11-20
Breaking up is hard to do, especially when both parties keep getting assigned to Social Group 417. Darby tries to win back his android ex-girlfriend with an unexpected change of career.

3. Light Based Arm Cutter Instrument
2012-11-27
While cleaning the bottom of a bottomless shaft, Darby finds a mysterious item. Mike and Darby guess at what its use could be.

4. The Dark Lord: 53% Machine, Total Badass
2012-12-04
An officer is dealt a cruel hand by the Dark Lord. Darby spots his chance to climb the evil corporate ladder, but not everyone is cut out for deck crew.

5. FIRE GIANT LASER
2012-12-11
When rebel plans to blow up the station are discovered, one thing leads to another. Oh, and a planet blows up big time!

6. Accidentally the Dark Lord
2012-12-18
Don't mess around in Dark Lord's holochamber. A pending visit from the Emperor leads to an accidental promotion.

7. Rebels Seem Like Nice Guys
2013-01-08
Dennis 2687 is manipulated by a rebel captive to think Edith wants to jump his bones. Dennis is given a communicator by the rebel captive which will enable him to speak with the father Darby never knew he had.

8. I'm a Fish?
2013-01-15
Darby makes contact with his father and receives some troubling news. When another rebel races by Darby trips him and get a dressing down.