Season 1
Episodes
1. Being Alone for Beginners
2006-06-26
Lucy discovers that not only is she an orphan but she is also not a princess.
2. Do Orphans Dream of Electric Parents
2006-07-03
After Brian Brain is rejected by like-minded Adopters, he creates robotic parents to fill the void.
3. An Orphans' Life Indeed
2006-07-10
Princess Lucy accidentally clones herself in an effort to find the perfect BFF.
4. The Perfect Lesson
2006-07-17
The Orphans put on a play to prospective Adopters, with disastrous results.
5. The Poster Child
2006-07-24
Aldous has a chance to avoid a deadly curse by being adopted by Corporate Executives.
6. Fire the Reverend
2006-07-31
Reverend Gamble mistakes Charlie for the Devil, until the real Satan shows up looking for his son.
7. Red, White and Orphanage
2006-08-07
After a shiny, new orphanage appears overnight, Brian Brain realizes he wouldn't give up being a free-thinker for all the power and possessions in the world.
8. Sammy's Episode
2006-08-14
Sammy is convinced he's being watched by a TV audience, and is consequently diagnosed by Brian Brain as being a megalomaniac.
9. A Tale of Almost Unbearable Sadness
2006-08-21
After a bad day, the Orphans try to find true happiness in the hapless forest.
10. Lucky Lucy/You Got to Know When to Hold'em
2006-08-28
Princess Lucy obsesses over the high she gets from gambling, resulting in dire consequences.
11. Armie Loves Cigarettes
2006-09-04
Armie takes up smoking after idolizing Cool Carl, the only Orphan ever to be adopted from the Gurney.
12. The Frightful Flu
2006-09-11
After all the Orphans come down with the flu, a reformed wicked witch, Karen, is hired to get them under control.
13. Silver Screen Lucy
2006-09-18
Famed A-list Director, Steven Franchise, has the Orphans compete by making films to impress him into adopting them.