Season 3
Episodes
1. Hunted by Linebackers
2016-08-10
Join Gavin, Michael, and Burnie as they discuss the finer points of starting riots, being beaten by children, and dodging professional linebackers.
2. Slow Mo Millionaires
2016-08-17
Join Gavin, Dan, and Blaine as they dodge speeding bullets, wear mascot outfits for a year and have their hands magically replaced by random objects.
3. Girls vs Ninjas
2016-08-24
Join Barbara, Lindsay, and Ashley as they fight ninjas and deal with the perils of always being wet.
4. Old People Punching
2016-09-07
Join Burnie, Nick, and Kirk as they beat old people and deal with aliens bursting out of their chests. Check out Crunch Time on September 11th!
5. The Jerk Off Text
2016-09-14
Join Geoff, Greg, and Tim as they gain a million dollars but lose all their dignity.
6. Screaming Penis
2016-09-21
Join Barbara, Gavin, and Jeremy for the season 3 finale of Million Dollars, But. Will the crew take a million bucks for a screaming penis or permanent snapchat filters? Find out!