The Return

The Return

2017-04-14
14 Episodes

Overview

Kinga Forrester and her loyal henchman, Max, have revived the infamous experiment started by Kinga’s father twenty-nine years earlier: How many bad movies does it take to drive a person mad? In this latest reiteration of the show, her test subject is Jonah Heston, a space pilot for Gizmonic Institute, who gets trapped responding to a distress call from the dark side of the moon. Confined aboard the Satellite of Love, Jonah bands together with his robot friends, Gypsy, Tom Servo, and Crow T. Robot to ward off lunacy by continuously riffing on whatever movies are sent to them.

Episodes

Reptilicus

1. Reptilicus

2017-04-14

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After falling into a trap on the dark side of the moon, Jonah Heston befriends a trio of robots and braves a slime-spewing Danish monster flick.

Cry Wilderness

2. Cry Wilderness

2017-04-14

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Stock footage, a sketchy Bigfoot costume and creepy fits of laughter make this 1980s tale of boy, beast and park ranger ripe for wisecracks.

The Time Travelers

3. The Time Travelers

2017-04-14

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A botched experiment hurls a group of scientists into a bleak future full of mutants, androids and catty humans in this 1964 sci-fi romp.

Avalanche

4. Avalanche

2017-04-14

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While Jonah and crew dig into a schlocky ski-resort disaster flick starring Rock Hudson and Mia Farrow, Kinga connects with her long-distance lover.

The Beast of Hollow Mountain

5. The Beast of Hollow Mountain

2017-04-14

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Saddle up for a trip to a Mexican ranch with a nasty secret in this part-Western, part-monster movie that's all torture for Jonah and the bots.

Starcrash

6. Starcrash

2017-04-14

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Perms, skimpy battle outfits and cheap effects abound in this 1978 "Star Wars" knockoff with David Hasselhoff and Christopher Plummer.

The Land That Time Forgot

7. The Land That Time Forgot

2017-04-14

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A motley group aboard a German U-boat discovers an island full of ancient beasts and evolutionary mysteries in this blustery 1974 adventure.

The Loves of Hercules

8. The Loves of Hercules

2017-04-14

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The far-fetched fight scenes and tangled plot lines of the breathy Jayne Mansfield saga nudge Jonah and friends one step closer to the edge.

Yongary

9. Yongary

2017-04-14

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Rockets, quakes and reptiles, oh my! Jonah and the bots dive into a South Korean monster film that's long on rampages and short on sensible behavior.

Wizards of the Lost Kingdom

10. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom

2017-04-14

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A boy magician, a boozy hero and a furry ... something-or-other team up to save a kingdom from a nefarious sorcerer in this 1985 cheesefest.

Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II

11. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II

2017-04-14

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The Mads turn up the heat with a sequel! This time, a has-been wizard and his gawky apprentice embark on their own mind-bending quest to quash evil.

Carnival Magic

12. Carnival Magic

2017-04-14

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Kinga drops a bombshell on Jonah before plunging him into a world of bare-chested carnies, talking chimps, brooding magicians and young love.

The Christmas That Almost Wasn't

13. The Christmas That Almost Wasn't

2017-04-14

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The gang gets in the holiday spirit with the tale of a plucky lawyer who sets out to save Santa Claus from the clutches of a spoilsport zillionaire.

At the Earth's Core

14. At the Earth's Core

2017-04-14

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While gearing up for his big day, Jonah joins Doug McClure for a wild drill ride down to a lava-licked world ruled by tyrannical, telepathic beasts.